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| Dosage | One (1) hour of ground-walking on four legs, leash attached |
| Frequency | Daily, non-negotiable |
| Duration | Permanent, starting today |
| Refills | Unlimited — the dog has, in fact, asked for this |
The Institute dispenses Terra Firma Canina for:
The Institute issues Terra Firma Canina for the specific pattern cataloged in the paired condition file. All dispensing information — dosage, frequency, duration, refills — is meant to be read, not filled. The side-effects line, as with every Institute prescription, is where the treatment actually lives.
Translated into plain language, the prescription reads Dog Touches Ground, literally. The dosage follows from the name.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.