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| Dosage | One (1) Chewy autoship cancelled once existing inventory exceeds 90 days of consumption |
| Frequency | Reviewed quarterly |
| Duration | Permanent rule |
| Refills | 0 — the garage does not, apparently, require additional 40-pound bags |
The Institute dispenses Autoship Extinctum for:
Autoship Extinctum is part of the Institute Pharmacy's formulary of satirical prescriptions. Everything on this slip is fictional except the behavior it addresses. A real pharmacist, handed this slip, would decline to fill it. Patients are invited to fill it themselves.
Patients know it in practice as Autoship Extinguished, inventory-matched — the Latin is ceremonial; the English form is what they actually execute.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.