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| Dosage | One (1) bag of standard vet-recommended kibble, used as primary food |
| Frequency | Standard feeding schedule, no human-grade substitutions |
| Duration | Indefinite |
| Refills | Unlimited — the dog did not, in fact, request the bison |
The Institute dispenses Nutrimentum Simplex for:
The Institute issues Nutrimentum Simplex for the specific pattern cataloged in the paired condition file. All dispensing information — dosage, frequency, duration, refills — is meant to be read, not filled. The side-effects line, as with every Institute prescription, is where the treatment actually lives.
Translated into plain language, the prescription reads Simple Nutrition, pet-grade. The dosage follows from the name.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.