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Praesentia Recuperata

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Institute Pharmacy · Dispensary No. 1
Rx #41,805 Online Life & Social Media
Prescribed
Praesentia Recuperata
(Presence Recovered, one task)
DosageOne (1) routine task completed while actually present in the room, phone-free, no parallel podcast, no second screen
FrequencyDaily
DurationPermanent practice
RefillsUnlimited — the dissociation is, apparently, a response to overstimulation, not a personality
Side effects May include the specific discomfort of noticing what patient is actually doing while doing it, the phantom urge to 'just put something on in the background,' and — by week three — the observation that the NPC feeling had been, apparently, not a philosophical diagnosis but the predictable result of six hours of daily short-form video.
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What is this?

Praesentia Recuperata is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.

In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Presence Recovered, one task — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.

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