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Actio Unica

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Institute Pharmacy · Dispensary No. 1
Rx #83,525 Online Life & Social Media
Prescribed
Actio Unica
(Single Action, non-digital)
DosageOne (1) non-posting action per cause patient reposts about — donation, call, letter, or volunteer shift
FrequencyPer repost cycle, minimum
DurationPermanent adjustment
RefillsUnlimited — the action, not the repost, is the verb
Side effects May include the specific discomfort of an action that does not, apparently, generate likes, the phantom urge to post about the action afterward, and — by week three — the observation that 47 reposts in 14 days had, apparently, accomplished less than one $20 donation.
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Actio Unica is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.

In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Single Action, non-digital — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.

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