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Patient has caught themselves staring at a blender for 11 minutes. Cannot recall last original thought. Responds to all questions with 'for sure.'
No internal monologue detected on recent scan.
None. Patient is content.
Patients with Chronic NPC Dissociation typically present with some or all of the following:
Patients diagnosed with Chronic NPC Dissociation present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.
The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Cerebrum vacantus defaultus, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.
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