UNTREATABLE.COM
Patient complains daily about the app. Deletes it. Reinstalls within 6 hours. Defends it in conversation. Posts a meme about deleting it. Uses the app to post it.
The app has learned their preferences.
None. The app is, according to the patient, 'actually really good sometimes.'
Patients with Chronic Algorithm Stockholm Syndrome typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Chronic Algorithm Stockholm Syndrome — a chronic condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Captivus algorithmicus affeccionis. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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