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| Dosage | One (1) daily window of minimum 40 minutes with no AirPod, earbud, or headphone inserted |
| Frequency | Daily, non-negotiable |
| Duration | Permanent practice |
| Refills | Unlimited — the silence will, apparently, not damage patient |
The Institute dispenses Auricula Liberata for:
The Institute issues Auricula Liberata for the specific pattern cataloged in the paired condition file. All dispensing information — dosage, frequency, duration, refills — is meant to be read, not filled. The side-effects line, as with every Institute prescription, is where the treatment actually lives.
Translated into plain language, the prescription reads Ear Freed, temporarily. The dosage follows from the name.
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