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| Dosage | One (1) OOO auto-reply written only when patient is, in fact, genuinely out of office for a defined period |
| Frequency | Per actual time-off period |
| Duration | Permanent honesty |
| Refills | 0 — the 40-minute coffee break is, apparently, not an OOO event |
The Institute dispenses OOO Honestum for:
OOO Honestum is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Honest Out-of-Office, no performance — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.