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Patient sets auto-replies for 2-hour errands. 'Limited email access until 4pm.' Checks phone constantly. Replies within 11 minutes anyway.
The auto-reply does nothing the patient isn't already doing.
None. The sense of boundary is the point.
Patients with Acute Out-of-Office Cosplay typically present with some or all of the following:
Acute Out-of-Office Cosplay is an acute behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Absentia simulata publica — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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