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| Dosage | One (1) calendar block re-labeled from 'Focus Time' to the actual activity — lunch, walk, doing-nothing, or real focus work — for one week |
| Frequency | Daily, across one week minimum |
| Duration | Permanent labeling practice |
| Refills | 0 — the colleagues know what 'focus time' actually means |
The Institute dispenses Calendarium Honestum for:
Calendarium Honestum is part of the Institute Pharmacy's formulary of satirical prescriptions. Everything on this slip is fictional except the behavior it addresses. A real pharmacist, handed this slip, would decline to fill it. Patients are invited to fill it themselves.
Patients know it in practice as Honest Calendar, transparent — the Latin is ceremonial; the English form is what they actually execute.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.