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| Dosage | One (1) full day per week spent without reference to Twitter, Reddit, Discord discourse, or any online argument that has happened in the last 72 hours |
| Frequency | Weekly minimum |
| Duration | Permanent practice |
| Refills | Unlimited — the discourse will, apparently, continue on patient's behalf without patient's participation |
The Institute dispenses Offline Existentia for:
The Institute issues Offline Existentia for the specific pattern cataloged in the paired condition file. All dispensing information — dosage, frequency, duration, refills — is meant to be read, not filled. The side-effects line, as with every Institute prescription, is where the treatment actually lives.
Translated into plain language, the prescription reads Offline Existence, reclaimed. The dosage follows from the name.
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