UNTREATABLE.COM
Patient has not meaningfully interacted with outdoor space since 2022. Recognizes trees from memes. Has described a sunset as 'a little over-edited.'
Pallor is now load-bearing.
None. A park visit has been scheduled, and canceled, 14 times.
Patients with Severe Touch-Grass Deficiency typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Severe Touch-Grass Deficiency — a severe condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Naturalis contactus vacantus. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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