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| Dosage | Zero (0) Instagram story view-list openings for 30 consecutive days |
| Frequency | Continuous |
| Duration | 30 days minimum |
| Refills | Unlimited — the specific person has, apparently, either seen it or not |
The Institute dispenses Index Visorum Observatus for:
Index Visorum Observatus is part of the Institute Pharmacy's formulary of satirical prescriptions. Everything on this slip is fictional except the behavior it addresses. A real pharmacist, handed this slip, would decline to fill it. Patients are invited to fill it themselves.
Patients know it in practice as Viewer-List Check, discontinued — the Latin is ceremonial; the English form is what they actually execute.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.