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Patient cannot scroll past a take they disagree with. Has argued in the comments of a beekeeping video. Has typed the word 'actually' 1,400 times this year.
Chronic. Engagement intensifies with response.
None. Blocking one user leads to two more.
Patients with Severe Comment-Section Combat Disorder typically present with some or all of the following:
Severe Comment-Section Combat Disorder is a severe behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Gladium commentorum internetus — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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