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| Dosage | One (1) social occasion attended at which patient does not, unprompted, mention running, pace, weekly mileage, or a recent / upcoming race |
| Frequency | Per social occasion |
| Duration | Lifelong practice |
| Refills | Unlimited — the running will, apparently, continue whether or not it is mentioned |
The Institute dispenses Identitas Extra Cursum for:
Identitas Extra Cursum is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Identity Beyond Running, explored — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
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