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| Dosage | Zero (0) unsolicited sourdough starter offerings, feeding-schedule updates, or hydration-percentage corrections for 30 consecutive days |
| Frequency | Continuous for the duration |
| Duration | 30 days minimum; extend as the discourse withdrawal settles |
| Refills | Unlimited — the starter will, apparently, continue to bubble without the discourse it has been accompanied by |
The Institute dispenses Cessatio Fermentationis for:
The Institute issues Cessatio Fermentationis for the specific pattern cataloged in the paired condition file. All dispensing information — dosage, frequency, duration, refills — is meant to be read, not filled. The side-effects line, as with every Institute prescription, is where the treatment actually lives.
Translated into plain language, the prescription reads Fermentation Pause, one loaf. The dosage follows from the name.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.