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Patient joined a run club to meet people. Now runs 58 miles a week and has no non-running friends. Dating pool: also runners.
Permanent. Strava will outlive the knees.
None. Rest days are 'cross-training days.'
Patients with Terminal Run-Club Identity typically present with some or all of the following:
Terminal Run-Club Identity is a terminal behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Cursor socialis singulus — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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