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Identitas Extra Zodiacum

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Institute Pharmacy · Dispensary No. 1
Rx #57,530 Wellness & Lifestyle
Prescribed
Identitas Extra Zodiacum
(Identity Beyond Zodiac, explored)
DosageOne (1) introduction conducted without mentioning patient's sun, moon, or rising sign
FrequencyPer new introduction
DurationPermanent practice
RefillsUnlimited — the chart will, apparently, remain mathematically the same whether mentioned or not
Side effects May include the specific restlessness of an identity untethered from celestial positioning, the phantom urge to mention 'as a Virgo rising,' and — critically — the observation that attributing every personality trait to Mercury retrograde had been, apparently, preventing patient from identifying any trait as genuinely their own.
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Identitas Extra Zodiacum is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.

In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Identity Beyond Zodiac, explored — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.

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