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Dextrum Scalae

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Institute Pharmacy · Dispensary No. 1

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Rx #16,551 Public Life & Strangers

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Dextrum Scalae

(Right Side of Escalator, occupied)

Dosage	One (1) body, positioned on right side of any escalator, luggage behind
Frequency	Per escalator boarding
Duration	Lifelong
Refills	0 — the left side is for walking; this has always been true

Side effects May include the unfamiliar experience of watching 47 commuters proceed past you without rage, the phantom wish to spread back to the center, and — by week two — the observation that the airport was, apparently, never a place to stand still on the left.

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The Institute dispenses Dextrum Scalae for:

Chronic escalator blockade
The specific left-side-luggage-AirPods configuration
The 47-person queue formation patient has precipitated weekly

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Prescription Dextrum Scalae belongs to the Institute Pharmacy's catalog of non-pharmacological interventions. The dosage is fictional. The intervention it describes is not. Patients who follow it tend to observe the predicted side effects.

The pharmacy's plain-language rendering is Right Side of Escalator, occupied. The Latin is for the slip; the English reading is for filling it at home.

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