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| Dosage | Both earbuds out for the duration of one (1) errand |
| Frequency | Daily, minimum one errand |
| Duration | For the span of the errand only |
| Refills | Unlimited — and urgently recommended |
The Institute dispenses Auricula Removio for:
Auricula Removio is part of the Institute Pharmacy's formulary of satirical prescriptions. Everything on this slip is fictional except the behavior it addresses. A real pharmacist, handed this slip, would decline to fill it. Patients are invited to fill it themselves.
Patients know it in practice as Removal of Earbuds, public — the Latin is ceremonial; the English form is what they actually execute.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.