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Patient's AirPods are so loud that the passenger three seats away on a JetBlue flight has identified the song, the artist, the release year, and the album it was on. Has learned the chorus. Is now quietly singing along. Patient believes the music is entirely private.
Deteriorates with each decibel.
None. Hearing has already left the building.
Patients with Advanced AirPod Leakage Syndrome typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Advanced AirPod Leakage Syndrome — an advanced condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Sonus transmissus corporeus. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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