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| Dosage | One (1) tissue accepted when offered, or retrieved unprompted from own bag, and used |
| Frequency | Per sniff-cycle activation |
| Duration | Permanent practice |
| Refills | Unlimited — the tissues are, apparently, a solution, not a threat |
The Institute dispenses Tissue Deployo for:
Prescription Tissue Deployo belongs to the Institute Pharmacy's catalog of non-pharmacological interventions. The dosage is fictional. The intervention it describes is not. Patients who follow it tend to observe the predicted side effects.
The pharmacy's plain-language rendering is Tissue Deployed, accepted. The Latin is for the slip; the English reading is for filling it at home.
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