Formulary Entry

Guttur Quietum

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Institute Pharmacy · Dispensary No. 1

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Rx #59,114 Public Life & Strangers

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Guttur Quietum

(Throat Quieted, water accepted)

Dosage	One (1) glass of water consumed when the clearing urge arrives; no theatrical re-clearing attempted
Frequency	Per throat-clearing impulse
Duration	Permanent practice
Refills	Unlimited — the lozenge is not, apparently, the attack it was interpreted as

Side effects May include the specific silence of a meeting that proceeds without patient's 40-second throat punctuation, the phantom urge to re-clear 'one more time for good measure,' and — by week two — the observation that no phlegm was, in fact, ever present.

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Prescribed for

The Institute dispenses Guttur Quietum for:

Pathological throat-clearing escalation
40-second-interval clearing with progressive theatricality
The specific rejected-water / rejected-lozenge pattern across 90-minute meetings

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This is the formulary entry for Guttur Quietum. The binomial is fictional. The dispensary number is procedurally generated. The side effects, if the prescription is followed, are not.

The pharmacy files this slip under its English translation Throat Quieted, water accepted, for patients who prefer their prescriptions in plain language.

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