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| Dosage | One (1) walk taken without posting, captioning, or framing it as a 'hot girl walk' |
| Frequency | Daily minimum |
| Duration | Permanent practice |
| Refills | Unlimited — the walk's health benefits will, apparently, still occur without documentation |
The Institute dispenses Ambulatio Anonyma for:
The Institute issues Ambulatio Anonyma for the specific pattern cataloged in the paired condition file. All dispensing information — dosage, frequency, duration, refills — is meant to be read, not filled. The side-effects line, as with every Institute prescription, is where the treatment actually lives.
Translated into plain language, the prescription reads Walk Anonymized, no caption. The dosage follows from the name.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.