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| Dosage | One (1) morning per week in which patient wakes up, exists, drinks something, and begins the day without cold plunge, mirror-affirmation, or dawn journaling |
| Frequency | Weekly minimum |
| Duration | Permanent practice |
| Refills | Unlimited — the that-girl aesthetic will, apparently, still be available tomorrow |
The Institute dispenses Mane Sine Spectaculo for:
Mane Sine Spectaculo is part of the Institute Pharmacy's formulary of satirical prescriptions. Everything on this slip is fictional except the behavior it addresses. A real pharmacist, handed this slip, would decline to fill it. Patients are invited to fill it themselves.
Patients know it in practice as Unperformed Morning, permitted — the Latin is ceremonial; the English form is what they actually execute.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.