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Patient is tired. Has been tired for six years. Slept 9 hours. Drank water. Took the vitamin. Still tired. Yawns in the middle of a sentence about being tired. Googled 'am I dying' three times this month. Doctor said bloods were fine. They are not fine.
Chronic. Sleep does not fix it. Napping makes it worse.
Untreatable. The tiredness is, apparently, the default setting now.
Patients with Chronic Tired-of-Being-Tired Pattern typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Tired-of-Being-Tired Pattern is a chronic behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Fatigatio ossea constans — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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