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Patient's dinner tonight is three olives, a slice of cheese, and a pickle. It has been this way since Tuesday. Patient is, technically, thriving.
Sustainable in the short term. Nutritionally unsound.
None. Adding a protein is 'too much energy.'
Patients with Chronic Girl-Dinner Malnutrition typically present with some or all of the following:
Patients diagnosed with Chronic Girl-Dinner Malnutrition present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.
The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Cena minimalis charcuterius, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.
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