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Patient has, in the last 11 days, emotionally crashed out over: a coworker not responding to a Slack message within 14 minutes, a barista spelling their name wrong, and the ending of a TV show they knew would end that way. Each crashout was documented in a drafted tweet. Two were posted. Neither gained traction. Patient is now considering crashing out about that.
Chronic. The threshold for a crashout has dropped every month for two years.
None. 'Touch grass' has been dismissed as a boomer strategy.
Patients with Chronic Crashout Threshold Collapse typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Crashout Threshold Collapse is a chronic behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Dissolutio publica performativa — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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