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Patient, when confronted with any mildly stressful news, announces 'I need a nap' as their first response. The boss sent a cryptic Slack? Nap. The dentist wants a referral? Nap. Their friend is getting divorced? Nap. The nap is rarely taken. The announcement is the coping mechanism.
Chronic. The nap is, at this point, theoretical.
None. The bed is made anyway, just in case.
Patients with Severe I-Need-a-Nap-From-This Response typically present with some or all of the following:
Severe I-Need-a-Nap-From-This Response is a severe behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Fatigatio responsi automaticus — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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