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| Dosage | One (1) 20-minute delay between the crashout-trigger event and any public deployment of the crashout |
| Frequency | Per trigger |
| Duration | Permanent behavior adjustment |
| Refills | Unlimited — the tweet will, apparently, be equally available at minute 21 |
The Institute dispenses Crashout Pausatio for:
Crashout Pausatio is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Crashout Pause, 20-minute buffer — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.