UNTREATABLE.COM
Patient has declared the entire day ruined because their coffee order was wrong, a sock got wet, or a single email was phrased curtly. It is 8:14 AM.
Daily. Scale is not relevant.
None. The day cannot be saved once declared ruined.
Patients with Acute Tiny-Inconvenience Collapse typically present with some or all of the following:
Acute Tiny-Inconvenience Collapse belongs to the Institute's growing taxonomy of behaviors that real medicine has declined to name. It exists, roughly, at the intersection of internet culture, interpersonal friction, and whatever is happening in the lives of our patients. It is fictional and it is everywhere.
Under its Latin label Minutus problematicus catastrophalis, the condition appears only in the Institute's own catalog. Real clinicians do not recognize the term. They recognize the behavior.
Think you have it? Find out what else you might be suffering from at the diagnosis generator. Or browse the full index of afflictions.