UNTREATABLE.COM
| Dosage | One (1) watchlist trimmed to 10% of its current size by ruthless deletion |
| Frequency | Quarterly |
| Duration | Permanent practice |
| Refills | Unlimited — the list regrows |
The Institute dispenses Index Decimatus for:
Index Decimatus is part of the Institute Pharmacy's formulary of satirical prescriptions. Everything on this slip is fictional except the behavior it addresses. A real pharmacist, handed this slip, would decline to fill it. Patients are invited to fill it themselves.
Patients know it in practice as Watchlist Decimated, tenth — the Latin is ceremonial; the English form is what they actually execute.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.