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Catalogus Reverentia

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Institute Pharmacy · Dispensary No. 1
Rx #97,325 Modern Life & Routines
Prescribed
Catalogus Reverentia
(Catalog Reverence, paused)
DosageZero (0) Letterboxd / Netflix / streaming watchlist additions for 30 days; use existing list exclusively
FrequencyOne-time reset, repeatable per relapse
Duration30 days minimum
RefillsUnlimited — the 847 already-saved films will, apparently, still be there
Side effects May include the specific discomfort of reading a review without clicking 'add to watchlist,' the phantom urge to save 'just in case,' and — by week three — the observation that the Saturday-night scroll-to-rerun pattern had, apparently, been sustained by the list's infinite expansion rather than its content.
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Catalogus Reverentia is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.

In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Catalog Reverence, paused — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.

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