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Patient currently has 14 open tasks, 6 unread texts from their mother, 2 missed dentist appointments, a birthday they forgot, a parcel they haven't collected, and a relationship that needs a conversation. Patient is responding to this by re-watching 'The Office' from episode one. They are not okay.
Chronic. The list grows faster than it is resolved.
No cure. Writing the list out is a separate task that has been added to the list.
Patients with Severe Re-Watching-The-Office Coping Response typically present with some or all of the following:
Severe Re-Watching-The-Office Coping Response belongs to the Institute's growing taxonomy of behaviors that real medicine has declined to name. It exists, roughly, at the intersection of internet culture, interpersonal friction, and whatever is happening in the lives of our patients. It is fictional and it is everywhere.
Under its Latin label Obruitio generalis catastrophica, the condition appears only in the Institute's own catalog. Real clinicians do not recognize the term. They recognize the behavior.
Think you have it? Find out what else you might be suffering from at the diagnosis generator. Or browse the full index of afflictions.