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Advanced Ick Cascade Syndrome

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ADVANCED
Diagnosis
Advanced Ick Cascade Syndrome
Repulsio trivialis fatalis
Clinical description

Patient was, 11 days ago, genuinely excited about the person they were seeing. Then they watched them chew. Then they heard them say 'no worries' three times in one conversation. Then they saw them run for a bus. It is over. There is no returning. Patient knows this makes no sense. Patient is unbothered by the diagnosis. The bus-running is unforgivable.

Prognosis

Chronic. Triggers are infinite and always minor.

Recommended treatment

None. The ick, once received, does not retract.

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Common symptoms

Patients with Advanced Ick Cascade Syndrome typically present with some or all of the following:

What is this?

Advanced Ick Cascade Syndrome belongs to the Institute's growing taxonomy of behaviors that real medicine has declined to name. It exists, roughly, at the intersection of internet culture, interpersonal friction, and whatever is happening in the lives of our patients. It is fictional and it is everywhere.

Under its Latin label Repulsio trivialis fatalis, the condition appears only in the Institute's own catalog. Real clinicians do not recognize the term. They recognize the behavior.

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