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| Dosage | One (1) message sent to a real human friend before any Character AI, Replika, or chatbot session is initiated |
| Frequency | Daily, every time the chatbot is reached for |
| Duration | Permanent practice |
| Refills | Unlimited — a physician with actual credentials would be more useful than our paperwork. If the AI has become the only partner patient feels comfortable with, this genuinely warrants speaking to a real professional. |
The Institute dispenses Colloquium Humanum Primum for:
The Institute issues Colloquium Humanum Primum for the specific pattern cataloged in the paired condition file. All dispensing information — dosage, frequency, duration, refills — is meant to be read, not filled. The side-effects line, as with every Institute prescription, is where the treatment actually lives.
Translated into plain language, the prescription reads Human Conversation, sought first. The dosage follows from the name.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.