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| Dosage | One (1) credit-card statement opened and read, in full, without judgment |
| Frequency | Monthly minimum |
| Duration | Lifelong |
| Refills | Unlimited — a physician with actual credentials would be more useful than our paperwork |
The Institute dispenses Identitas Revisa for:
Prescription Identitas Revisa belongs to the Institute Pharmacy's catalog of non-pharmacological interventions. The dosage is fictional. The intervention it describes is not. Patients who follow it tend to observe the predicted side effects.
The pharmacy's plain-language rendering is Identity Revised, with evidence. The Latin is for the slip; the English reading is for filling it at home.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.