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| Dosage | Zero (0) retellings of the same story to the same audience |
| Frequency | Continuous |
| Duration | Lifelong |
| Refills | 0 — the story was, apparently, told the first time |
The Institute dispenses Narratio Non-Iterata for:
The Institute issues Narratio Non-Iterata for the specific pattern cataloged in the paired condition file. All dispensing information — dosage, frequency, duration, refills — is meant to be read, not filled. The side-effects line, as with every Institute prescription, is where the treatment actually lives.
Translated into plain language, the prescription reads Story Not Repeated, once per audience. The dosage follows from the name.
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