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| Dosage | One (1) workout completed in unbranded, non-contoured athletic wear |
| Frequency | Once weekly, expanding as tolerated |
| Duration | Permanent exposure protocol |
| Refills | Unlimited — the 22-pair scrunch rotation is not, apparently, the only valid training uniform |
The Institute dispenses Vestis Generica Acceptata for:
Vestis Generica Acceptata is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Generic Gym Wear, accepted — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.