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| Dosage | One (1) different drink ordered at the gym smoothie bar, breaking the 47-consecutive-order pattern |
| Frequency | Once every two weeks minimum |
| Duration | Until the 19-year-old staff member stops calling patient 'the regular' |
| Refills | Unlimited — the peanut butter banana whey will, apparently, still be available |
The Institute dispenses Rotatio Latte Extensa for:
Prescription Rotatio Latte Extensa belongs to the Institute Pharmacy's catalog of non-pharmacological interventions. The dosage is fictional. The intervention it describes is not. Patients who follow it tend to observe the predicted side effects.
The pharmacy's plain-language rendering is Latte Rotation, expanded. The Latin is for the slip; the English reading is for filling it at home.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.