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| Dosage | Two (2) hours maximum occupancy of any communal café table after initial purchase |
| Frequency | Per café visit |
| Duration | Permanent |
| Refills | Unlimited — the WiFi elsewhere is, probably, the same WiFi |
The Institute dispenses Temporis Limites Cafenae for:
Temporis Limites Cafenae is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Café Time Limit, enforced — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.