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| Dosage | One (1) armrest voluntarily ceded to adjacent passenger within first 10 minutes of flight |
| Frequency | Per shared-armrest flight |
| Duration | Lifelong |
| Refills | Unlimited — the armrest is still there when you want it back |
The Institute dispenses Relaxatio Armipodii for:
Relaxatio Armipodii is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Armrest Release, voluntary — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.