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| Dosage | One (1) Supra removed from tarp storage, driven for a real trip of minimum 40 miles |
| Frequency | Monthly minimum |
| Duration | Permanent — the car was, in theory, a car |
| Refills | Unlimited — the tarp will still be there on return |
The Institute dispenses Tarpaulin Remotio for:
Tarpaulin Remotio is part of the Institute Pharmacy's formulary of satirical prescriptions. Everything on this slip is fictional except the behavior it addresses. A real pharmacist, handed this slip, would decline to fill it. Patients are invited to fill it themselves.
Patients know it in practice as Tarp Removal, for driving — the Latin is ceremonial; the English form is what they actually execute.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.