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Pathological JDM Purist Defensiveness

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PATHOLOGICAL
Diagnosis
Pathological JDM Purist Defensiveness
Purista japonicus inflexibilis
Clinical description

Patient owns a 1998 Toyota Supra. Has informed everyone they have ever met, unprompted, that it is JDM — not USDM, not Euro-spec, JDM. Will, at dinner, explain at length why the RHD configuration is 'the correct one.' Has driven the car approximately 2,400 miles since purchase in 2021. The rest of the time it sits under a tarp. The tarp, patient insists, 'lets it breathe.'

Prognosis

Chronic. The defense predates any challenge.

Recommended treatment

None. The Supra has, somehow, become the personality.

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Common symptoms

Patients with Pathological JDM Purist Defensiveness typically present with some or all of the following:

What is this?

Pathological JDM Purist Defensiveness is a pathological behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.

In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Purista japonicus inflexibilis — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.

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