Formulary Entry

Muffler Restitutus

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Institute Pharmacy · Dispensary No. 1

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Rx #10,834 Driving & Traffic

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Muffler Restitutus

(Muffler Reinstallation, quietly)

Dosage	One (1) stock or quiet-aftermarket muffler, installed by an adult
Frequency	Once, permanently
Duration	Lifelong
Refills	0 — the breathing argument has been, apparently, fully litigated

Side effects May include the specific grief of no longer being the loudest Honda Civic on the block, the phantom urge to explain to a coworker why 'actually,' and — by week two — the observation that patient's own voice is, apparently, audible from the driver's seat for the first time in three years.

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The Institute dispenses Muffler Restitutus for:

Severe muffler-delete defensiveness
The 14-minute 'it breathes better' monologue
The specific 2014 Honda Civic that has not been timed faster since the modification

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This is the formulary entry for Muffler Restitutus. The binomial is fictional. The dispensary number is procedurally generated. The side effects, if the prescription is followed, are not.

The pharmacy files this slip under its English translation Muffler Reinstallation, quietly, for patients who prefer their prescriptions in plain language.

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