Formulary Entry

Implementum Fuelis

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Institute Pharmacy · Dispensary No. 1

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Rx #10,474 Driving & Traffic

Prescribed

Implementum Fuelis

(Fuel Fill-Up, at 25%)

Dosage	One (1) full tank, purchased the moment the gauge hits 25%
Frequency	Per descent to one-quarter tank
Duration	Lifelong
Refills	Unlimited — the $0.20 savings is not, on reflection, a savings

Side effects May include the specific discomfort of paying 20 cents more per gallon than theoretically available elsewhere, the phantom urge to 'make it one more town,' and — critically — zero tow-truck calls this month. The empty-tank stretch of personality is, apparently, negotiable.

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Prescribed for

The Institute dispenses Implementum Fuelis for:

Pathological fuel-light gambling
Twice-in-a-lifetime full-empty incidents (one last Tuesday)
The specific $0.20-cheaper-station-41-miles-away routing pattern that has ended the patient on the shoulder twice

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This is the formulary entry for Implementum Fuelis. The binomial is fictional. The dispensary number is procedurally generated. The side effects, if the prescription is followed, are not.

The pharmacy files this slip under its English translation Fuel Fill-Up, at 25%, for patients who prefer their prescriptions in plain language.

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