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| Dosage | One (1) gym set completed next to a lifter of any height, no comparative photography |
| Frequency | Per gym session |
| Duration | Lifelong |
| Refills | Unlimited — a taller lifter will, eventually, always arrive |
The Institute dispenses Statura Aequalitas for:
The Institute issues Statura Aequalitas for the specific pattern cataloged in the paired condition file. All dispensing information — dosage, frequency, duration, refills — is meant to be read, not filled. The side-effects line, as with every Institute prescription, is where the treatment actually lives.
Translated into plain language, the prescription reads Height Equanimity, accepted. The dosage follows from the name.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.