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| Dosage | Zero (0) active tongue-posture corrections during waking hours |
| Frequency | Continuous |
| Duration | Until the jaw-fixation dissolves entirely |
| Refills | 0 — the jaw has, it turns out, always been the jaw |
The Institute dispenses Lingua Relaxata for:
The Institute issues Lingua Relaxata for the specific pattern cataloged in the paired condition file. All dispensing information — dosage, frequency, duration, refills — is meant to be read, not filled. The side-effects line, as with every Institute prescription, is where the treatment actually lives.
Translated into plain language, the prescription reads Tongue, resting position. The dosage follows from the name.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.