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Patient has spent the last 14 months mewing, chewing hard gum, and measuring their own canthal tilt on a bathroom mirror. Jaw is not improving. Self-esteem is.
No amount of bone smashing will reverse genetics.
Incurable. Do not introduce patient to anyone taller.
Patients with Terminal Looksmaxxing Obsession typically present with some or all of the following:
Terminal Looksmaxxing Obsession belongs to the Institute's growing taxonomy of behaviors that real medicine has declined to name. It exists, roughly, at the intersection of internet culture, interpersonal friction, and whatever is happening in the lives of our patients. It is fictional and it is everywhere.
Under its Latin label Maxillus perfectus delusio, the condition appears only in the Institute's own catalog. Real clinicians do not recognize the term. They recognize the behavior.
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